First Latin American, First Francis, First Female . . .
The new Pope is “breaking historic ground by choosing the name, Francis.”
Even more ground-breaking is his acceptance of, and willing collaboration with Pope Sophie 0.1, the first female and first canine Pope, who was selected weeks ago.
Vatican spokespersons are reluctant to discuss details of this arrangement but admit that Pope Francis is charmed by the First Holy Basset, acknowledging Saint Francis’ patronage of animals.